So, it’s 60 degrees in the coldest part of Maryland right now.

Spring is in the air, pitchers and catchers have reported down in Sarasota and I suddenly have an urge to wear colorful shorts and get a nice afternoon drunk going on while watching cars drive by on Bowery street with my brothers. However, I must keep reminding myself that it’s only mid-February and that a.) winter is far from over and b.) it’s probably going to snow this weekend (in fact after checking the weather app on my phone it’s supposed to dip back into the 30’s and snow on Monday & Tuesday). Summer is a seductive bitch, and spring is one whore of a temptress.

D.J. Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince-Summertime

Ed. Note: We here at Georgia Ave. dispel the notion of Global Warming until true scientific fact shall be presented. Georgia Ave. adheres to the theory that the Earth goes through natural ups and downs in climate, yet we do respect those wh0 form opinions and at this time neither party is entirely incorrect.

p.s Fuck the Flyers.